Ugly Jumper Days

jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:02:35 +0100

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

Favourite Toy Social Experiment - Childhood toys and the faces they helped develop.

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:22:30 +0100

tasteslikeanya:

I’m doing a small experiment involving people’s favourite childhood toys and what those people look like as adults. These toys were our best friends, and I like to think a part of them went into us as we grew up.

Y’all would be helping me if you could upload a picture of yourself with your favourite childhood toy, showing your face in the picture somewhere.

Here’s mine to start off! Photos need not be terribly high quality. Just so long as the face and toy are visible.

Thanks in advance. Or just enjoy a picture of me and Jungle.

Me and Teddy :D

buttholeos: sometimes i start thinking about my life and everything in it. how i have met thousands...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:22:07 +0100

buttholeos:

sometimes i start thinking about my life and everything in it. how i have met thousands and thousands of people in my life and i only remember so few of them. why don’t i remember everyone? who remembers me? who saw me on the bus and thinks about me sometimes? i remember a guy i met on the bus once. i think about him a lot, he was very kind with blue eyes. i am very fascinated by memories. your mind just remembers things. like how grass feels during the summer when you’re sitting in a field at midnight. or the time that guy kissed you in a hallway. you’ll never forget that guy that kissed you in the hallway. but you won’t remember the conversation you had with him the next morning. i get so worked up in all of my memories and i write so much down. i write it all down because i’m so afraid that i’ll forget it. sometimes before i fall asleep i worry that maybe, just maybe my life isn’t real. i am not here, i am somewhere different, i do not know these people, i made them up in my mind, we will all be gone tomorrow. i will be different. i will not be me. shut your eyes and sleep. you won’t get to tomorrow.

"I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come..."

Mon, 06 May 2013 16:13:59 +0100

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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- David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person (via coolgrandpa)

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 09:15:22 +0100

ktrugger: IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?!?!?!?!

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:29:56 +0100

ktrugger:

IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?!?!?!?!

kimberlymichelle21: Kait Rokowski - A Good Day. Yesterday, I...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:29:24 +0100

kimberlymichelle21:

Kait Rokowski - A Good Day.

Yesterday, I spent 60 dollars on groceries,
Took the bus home,
Carried both bags with two good arms back to my studio apartment
And cooked myself dinner.
You and I may have different definitions of a good day.
This week, I paid my rent and my credit card bill,
Worked 60 hours between my two jobs,
Only saw the sun on my cigarette breaks
And slept like a rock.
Flossed in the morning,
Locked my door,
And remembered to buy eggs.
My mother is proud of me.
It is not the kind of pride she brags about at the golf course,
She doesn’t combat topics like, ”My daughter got into Yale”
with, ”Oh yeah, my daughter remembered to buy eggs”
But she is proud.
See, she remembers what came before this.
The weeks where I forgot how to use my muscles,
How I would stay as silent as a thick fog for weeks.
She thought each phone call from an unknown number was the notice of my suicide.
These were the bad days.
My life was a gift that I wanted to return.
My head was a house of leaking faucets and burnt-out lightbulbs,
Depression, is a good lover.
So attentive; has this innate way of making everything about you.
And it is easy to forget that your bedroom is not the world,
That the dark shadows your pain casts is not mood-lighting.
It is easier to stay in this abusive relationship than fix the problems it has created.
Today, I slept in until 10,
Cleaned every dish I own,
Fought with the bank,
Took care of paperwork.
You and I might have different definitions of adulthood.
I don’t work for salary, I didn’t graduate from college,
But I don’t speak for others anymore,
And I don’t regret anything I can’t genuinely apologize for.
And my mother is proud of me.
I burnt down a house of depression,
I painted over murals of greyscale,
And it was hard to rewrite my life into one I wanted to live
But today, I want to live.
I didn’t salivate over sharp knives,
Or envy the boy who tossed himself off the Brooklyn bridge.
I just cleaned my bathroom,
did the laundry,
called my brother.
Told him, “it was a good day.”

gottacatchemall: [via/via]

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:38:59 +0100

gottacatchemall:

[via/via]

buttholeos: You never know a person. You never know the size of their heart, or the weight of their...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 17:45:13 +0100

buttholeos:

You never know a person. You never know the size of their heart, or the weight of their brain, or how many hairs grow out of their head. You never know what the inside of their lungs look like as they breathe. Or the feeling of them kissing you, you only know the feeling of you kissing them. You don’t know what a blue raspberry icee from Target tastes like to their taste buds. You don’t know what they act like when they are alone or when they aren’t with you. You only know what you know and that never seems like it’s enough.

laphamsquarterly: TERMS OF VENERY What’s your favorite term of...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:16:17 +0100

laphamsquarterly:

TERMS OF VENERY

What’s your favorite term of venery? We enjoy of a shrewdness of apes, though a kindle of kittens is always nice to have around the house.

the most flawless ombre in the WORLD

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:30:33 +0100

the most flawless ombre in the WORLD

kstipetic: Here is a thing I made to help you art.

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 09:23:17 +0100

kstipetic:

Here is a thing I made to help you art.

pasylree: #safetytipsforladies: A hashtag about how tired women...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 17:09:25 +0000

pasylree:

#safetytipsforladies: A hashtag about how tired women are of being told to do stupid, ineffective, unrealistic things to avoid being raped.

googlepoet: www.googlepoetics.com

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 17:43:14 +0000

googlepoet:

www.googlepoetics.com

themoosebody: via http://recoveringlazyholic.blogspot.com/2013/0...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:20:19 +0000

themoosebody:

via http://recoveringlazyholic.blogspot.com/2013/03/timewhine-4.html

HOW AM ISUPPOSED TO KNOW? damn americans expecting everyone to...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 12:34:37 +0000

HOW AM ISUPPOSED TO KNOW? damn americans expecting everyone to know their history mumble grumble

was my initial thought upon seeing this

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yep

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Fri, 15 Mar 2013 18:47:04 +0000

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Fri, 15 Mar 2013 18:44:56 +0000

i have found the most attractive human in the entire...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 18:43:31 +0000

i have found the most attractive human in the entire world….?